The thing I love best about condescending troll behavior is that, on this site, trollish comments make me $$$. Every time you leave a comment like this, it not only gives me a portion of your membership fee, but it also drives engagement and encourages the algorithm to boost my post. So thank you! I highly encourage you to sign up for my mailing list so that you have a chance to troll all of my posts:

Essayist. Parent. Unusual woman. Sign up here to be notified when I publish:

Love podcasts or audiobooks? Learn on the go with our new app.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store